Thursday, April 20, 2006

I had to wear a tie today

After all the work and effort I put into guiding my career in the right direction, I find myslef in the last place I wanted ... a monkey suit. Apparently I guided it a bit too well. Perhaps the gods read my last blog and decided to play this practical joke on me.

Truth is, the whole company had to get snazzed up for a visit by Korean suppliers. Apparently they don't business with companies that don't employ tie wearing programmers. I can't complain though. At least I didn't have to sit through long, tense meetings with them like I did back at Boeing.

I'm a tie-wearing, ass-kissing, washed-up monkey in a monkey suit.

In Your Monkey Suit
You Look Just Like A Monkey

There You Go
There You Go
There You Go
But You Ain't Goin' Nowhere

You Got Money
You Got Money
You Got Money
But It Ain't Buyin' you Nothin'

In Your Monkey Suit
In Your Monkey Suit
In Your Monkey Suit
You Just Look Like A Monkey

- Plasmatics

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